My thighs are bigger than my chances in life
When you love something, you don’t threaten it. You don’t punish it. You fight for it. You take care of it. You put it first.
— Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation (via theriverjordyn)
The best part of a relationship is getting to call the person, or lay down next to them, and tell them all the crazy things that happened to you all day long. In the end that’s what it’s about. It’s not about sex, it’s not about the money they give you, it’s not about how good looking they are, it’s about them listening to you talk for hours and hours and hours, about stupid shit that doesn’t matter.
— Tegan Quin (via batglitch)